This is satire - his death was ruled a su*c*de, but recent investigations into the evidence suggest foul play. If that's the case, nobody knows who did it. There have been no convictions, though many have suspected his wife - allegedly. She was never charged - this is merely dark humor.
We specialize in pop culture deep cuts, dark humor, hilarious mashups and niche meme humor for the chronically online. If this is your jam too, be sure to favorite our shop and check out our other listings (and we should probably be friends 😌)
📌Product features
- This hand drawn illustration is printed onto a premium Comfort Colors shirt using high-end Direct-to-Garment technology (NOT a plastic-feeling ironed-on decal)
- Garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home
- Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric and cotton threads
- Topstitched, classic width, rib collar, relaxed fit, seamless body
- Signature twill label and shoulder to shoulder twill tape
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact, clean, salt-free dyes
- Ethically sourced materials and certified safety standards for peace of mind
📏Fit & sizing:
Unisex cut that works for everyone. True to size – order your usual for a comfy fit or size up for extra chill. See the size chart for specific measurements!
🫧Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat, hang dry for best results and longevity
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold, inside out with similar colors
🌎Eco-friendly & made just for you:
This shirt is made to order, which means no piles of unsold stock and less waste heading to landfills. It’s a more environmentally friendly way to get the styles you love – printed fresh just for you.
✅We appreciate your support!
We are a husband and wife team that make all of our own designs by hand (NOT AI!)- we hope you love them! If you experience any issues with quality please reach out to us, we'll happily make it right by sending a replacement or a refund. Thanks, and be sure to check out our other listings!
